Dear Tjazz & Matt,

Congratulations you two! We are so happy for both of you and very excited for the future.

 

This website is a replacement for a real card because you probably would have thrown it out. Now you are obligated to interact with the whole thing wahahahaha.

 

As for your gift,

we hope you invite us over one day for some good pizza wahahahaha

 

Love,

JD & Carms

 

PS. There is $100 in the envelope.